JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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