I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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