I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Randomize
