am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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