its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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