so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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