Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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