so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
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this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
last night I used snow as a chaser
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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