Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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