wat bout pragnant strippers??
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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