I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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