god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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