Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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