Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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