doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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