at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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