i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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