so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Randomize
