I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I think I just shit out all my problems.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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