Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
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my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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