I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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