this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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