So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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