I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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