We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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