If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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