Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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