Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.