My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
can u get pink eye on your cock?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
