Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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