Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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