Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
FUCK WHALES
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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