She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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