My hand turned me down
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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