Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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