was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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