people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
