he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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