OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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