Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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