That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
My dick has a subreddit
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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