I can't watch pbs sober anymore
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
