are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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