is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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