the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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