Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
