Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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