She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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