Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
