What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
whose parrot is this?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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