I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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