K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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