Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
50% drunk capacity currently
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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