The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
