2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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