Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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